Funniest thing ever. Ok, maybe not ever but it's darn funny.

I am super addicted to Real Time with Bill Maher. I literally live for Friday nights when it's on. I mean, People Magazine in the mailbox and Bill on the tv? Who could ask for more?

Anyway, last night he had some guy named Trace Atkins on. He's a country singer, on Celebrity Apprentice (um, why?) and wrote some book. Whatever. All I know is he was wearing a big black cowboy hat and had the thickest accent I ever heard. I didn't think he was too amusing but I stayed with it.

They had a section called "Blogga, Please." Me being a newfound Blogga I was super excited. Basically it was viewer questions that were emailed in.

So..... What was so funny?

The question came in: What does the panel think about the FDA approving the sale of food from cloned animals?

And without missing a beat, and in that terrificly deep accent Trace says:

Wait for it.....

"Have cows stopped fucking?"

And that was it. Because, really, what can you say to that? It's hilarious and true and more hilarious because it's true. Holy mackerel. And seriously, if cows are still procreating why DO we need cloned meat? I would really like to know. Anyway, there I was with my pal Tivo, watching and rewinding, watching and rewinding. All the funnier because Bill Maher lost it. Just could not stop laughing. Ah, how I love when someone makes Bill laugh.

Anyway it was funny after that too but really that is the absolute best.

Ooooh.... just trying to watch some LO:CI as I type and here it is again! I forgot I changed the channel last night. Whoooohooo! More funny!